Sun, 3 April 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.Epilogue - Nineteen Years Later
In which magic comes from the future, and Jo says there’s no books.
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Sun, 27 March 2016
TCTWSG Presents: The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye
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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are so glad to present "The Chapter Titles Were So Goodbye." This "special" is brought to you by our innocent and naive Patreonettes. If you would like to join them, act fast, because after April 1, there won't be a Patreon to support anymore.
In which God is a Fantastic Beast.
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Sun, 20 March 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.36 - The Flaw in the Plan
In which Harry and Voldemort don’t usually talk this much.
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Sun, 13 March 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.35 - King's Cross
In which Mr. Tom encapsulates, and Peter sees the author here, and Regular Tom is tempted to build a replica of purgatory, and this is a hallucination or Dumbledore's soul come back from heaven and then leave or something in between.
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Sun, 6 March 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.34 - The Forest Again
In which, finally, the truth: he has to die(ish), and Nerveless.
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Sun, 28 February 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.33 - The Prince’s Tale
In which we had the wRONg Weasley.
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Sun, 21 February 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.32 - The Elder Wand
In which Mr. Tom, Regular Tom, and The Peter share their favorite phrases of the week.
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Sun, 14 February 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.31 - The Battle of Hogwarts
In which the best junk is destroyed, and all ghost stories are person stories.
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Sun, 7 February 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.30 - The Sacking of Severus Snape
In which Ernie Macmillan is somewhere, and Snape flaps to turn.
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Sun, 31 January 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.29 - The Lost Diadem
In which Jo knew an incompetent person, and Ginny isn't worried about Larry.
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Sun, 24 January 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.28 - The Missing Mirror
In which vacant bodies are fine.
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Sun, 17 January 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.27 - The Final Hiding Place
In which less than ghost, and almost something happens.
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Sun, 10 January 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.26 - Gringotts
In which Crookshanks has left, or stayed.
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Sun, 3 January 2016
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.25 - Shell Cottage
In which a mess of four hands is vigorously shaken, and Harry breathes in some salt.
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Sun, 27 December 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.24 - The Wandmaker
In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo.
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Sun, 20 December 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.23 - Malfoy Manor
In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood.
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Sun, 13 December 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows
In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay.
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Sun, 6 December 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers
In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus.
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Sun, 29 November 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood
In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality.
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Fri, 27 November 2015
TCTWSG: Unhinged
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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are obliged to reveal TCTWSG: Unhinged. This astonishing compendium, assembled from the dregs of our conversations, should be served alongside Thanksgiving leftovers to the kind pilgrims who furnish our mashed potatoes with gravy on Patreon. To follow in their footsteps, click here.
In which the CD was a Space Video.
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Sun, 22 November 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.19 - The Silver Doe
In which Ron conceived of Hermione as “The Girl”, and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you’re happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things.
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Sun, 15 November 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore
In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore’s sexuality in the books.
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Sun, 8 November 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret
In which Peter doesn’t know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments.
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Sun, 1 November 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow
In which, despite gloom, they relished.
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Fri, 30 October 2015
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN
With Special Guest MERLIN MANN
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In which Buckbeak is a very gifted horse, and Dumbledore just plays it off legit.
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Sun, 25 October 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge
In which they’re usually in a big comfy castle.
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Sun, 18 October 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.14 - The Thief
In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit.
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Sun, 11 October 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission
In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode.
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Sun, 4 October 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.12 - Magic is Might
In which I can’t relate to hats.
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Sun, 27 September 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.11 - The Bribe
In which no one is as important as the ghost minister.
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Sun, 20 September 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.10 - Kreacher’s Tale
In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.
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Sun, 13 September 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.09 - A Place to Hide
In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man.
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Sun, 6 September 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.08 - The Wedding
In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.
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Sun, 30 August 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore
In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don’t want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them.
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Sun, 23 August 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas
In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book’s true authorship
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Sun, 16 August 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.05 - Fallen Warrior
In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.
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Sun, 9 August 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.04 - The Seven Potters
In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not.
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Sun, 2 August 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing
In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley.
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Sun, 26 July 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.02 - In Memoriam
In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag.
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Sun, 19 July 2015
We now present the seventh and final season in the epic tale of The Chapter Titles Were So Good.
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending
In which nobody needed to come to this meeting.
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Sun, 5 July 2015
TCTWSG: Unplugged
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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like you experience TCTWSG: Unplugged. This collection of outtakes, odds and ends from the recording of our show is delivered in admiration and gratitude of the fine friends who give us cash on Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here.
In which we reminisce about the age of the Beatles, Benny Goodman, and Bon Jovi.
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Sun, 14 June 2015
TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER
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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good offers for your consideration TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER. This breathtaking tour de film is presented as a token of our admiration of the fine upstanding citizens who throw money at our Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here.
In which the podcasters three review a very contractual movie. #NotAllMovies
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Sun, 31 May 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.30 - The White Tomb
In which Denis was a weird time-baby, Voldemort sounds like a french thing he likes, Scrimgeour is not seasonal, Jo is pro 90’s, Harry’s not going back to school, and Ginny saw this coming.
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Sun, 24 May 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament
In which Peter doesn’t need to hear about Tonks right now.
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Sun, 17 May 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince
In which Harry doesn’t have time for Rab.
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Sun, 10 May 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower
In which someone is dead.
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Sun, 3 May 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.26 - The Cave
In which Dumbledore loses his cool and brings a knife.
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Sun, 26 April 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.25 - The Seer Overheard
In which Snape notices the lovely day.
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Sun, 19 April 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.24 - Sectumsempra
In which Harry sees Harry, and is mean to Dean.
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Sun, 12 April 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.23 - Horcruxes
In which the buffalo’s death is a part of it, and Mr. Tom was worried about a fetch quest, and souls are midi-chlorians but that’s okay, and Mr. Tom misremembers having read the Harry Potter series, and Dumbledore dumblesplains Harry’s desire for revenge to Harry, and Gryffindor brought back pens, and Peter wants his own skeleton.
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Sun, 5 April 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.22 - After the Burial
In which Mr. Tom gets a foot tattoo, and Harry goes to Mars, and Rupert Grint.
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Sun, 29 March 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.21 - The Unknowable Room
In which Harry Potter is a love superhero, and a shufti is taken.
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Sat, 28 March 2015
THE CHAPTER TITLES WERE SO GOOD QUESTION AND ANSWER SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA
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The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like to present to you the TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA. This rare and beautiful specialsode is dedicated to those brave souls who support us on Patreon. If the spirit of their generosity has moved you as much as it has moved us, please consider joining their number by clicking here.
In which the TCTWSG boys finally answer all the hard-hitting questions, such as, “How did you meet?”
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Sun, 22 March 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.20 - Lord Voldemort’s Request
With Special Guest LOUIS MITAS
In which Dumbeldore's goofy about love, and Hepzibuh wears many corsets.
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Sun, 15 March 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.19 - Elf Tails
In which Dumbledore gets murdered for bonus points.
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Sun, 8 March 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.18 - Birthday Surprises
In which Harry plays Voldemort in a reenactment, and the listener gets a lesson in poisoning strategy.
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Sun, 1 March 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory
In which you don’t have a chicken garden.
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Sun, 22 February 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas
In which Harry's world is divided into good people and Death Eaters.
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Sun, 15 February 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow
In which Reggie wins the respect of horses, and Mr. Tom might just snap.
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Sun, 8 February 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.14 - Felix Felicis
In which Ron strikes a jaunty pose and Jo still needs the party to happen.
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Sun, 1 February 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.13 - The Secret Riddle
In which moms love Dumbledore's memories, and Mrs. Cole joins the zoo.
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Fri, 30 January 2015
TCTWSG: THE MOVIE
Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good invites you to enjoy TCTWSG: The Movie. This extra-special extra episode is offered up in gratitude to our especially lovely Patreon supporters. Through their generosity, all are welcome to enjoy. Yes, even you! If you happen upon such a supporter tomorrow, do compliment their excellent taste in podcasts, and perhaps offer to buy them a muffin, or a scone. And to join their hallowed ranks, click here!
In which every movie is for the sake of the bluh bluh bluh, and Harry must please the goblin.
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Sun, 25 January 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.12 - Silver and Opals
In which the trio goes to the mall, and powerful wizards have been empowered to write new code into the platonic realm.
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-- posted at: 6:09pm EDT
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Sun, 18 January 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand
In which Voldemort fails to do the thing.
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-- posted at: 4:25pm EDT
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Sun, 11 January 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.10 - The House of Gaunt
In which love is a good thing, Voldemort is only the bad things, Dumbledore banks on loophole bullshit, Peter is nailed to a a door, Mister Tom discovers the true meaning of fanfiction, and Reggie likes Bob Ogden.
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NOTE: Owing to the subject matter of the chapter, this episode contains some discussion of drug-facilitated sexual assault.
Direct download: 6.10-TheHouseofGaunt.mp3
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-- posted at: 4:41pm EDT
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Sun, 4 January 2015
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince
In which a bias against ghosts is a little understandable, and only one kid gets to be Sandy.
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-- posted at: 5:28pm EDT
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Sun, 28 December 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.08 - Snape Victorious
In which Harry sees another gleam of triumph, and Ron doesn't respect the creative process.
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-- posted at: 2:19pm EDT
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Sun, 21 December 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.07 - The Slug Club
In which Harry's being foolish.
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-- posted at: 5:59pm EDT
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Sun, 14 December 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.06 - Draco's Detour
In which wizards favor whimsy, and bludgers, and beaters, and snitches, and seekers
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-- posted at: 6:21pm EDT
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Sun, 7 December 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm
In which Mr. Tom's entire life is meaningless, and Harry sniffs a bullet.
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Direct download: 6.05-AnExcessOfPhlegm.mp3
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-- posted at: 4:51pm EDT
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Sun, 30 November 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.04 - Horace Slughorn
In which a portkey's a Panera Bread, and the universe will always have a home in Hogwarts.
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-- posted at: 6:53pm EDT
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Sun, 23 November 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.03 - Will and Won't
In which the physical layout of objects in an impediment to the narrator telling us what's on the news.
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Direct download: 6.03-WillAndWont.mp3
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-- posted at: 3:05pm EDT
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Sun, 16 November 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.02 - Spinner's End
In which Dumbledore makes a bet on love, Snape has an obligation to murder, and Peter is a little impatient.
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-- posted at: 5:12pm EDT
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Sun, 9 November 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.01 - The Other Minister
In which Dementors exchange metaphysical fluids.
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-- posted at: 2:50pm EDT
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Sun, 21 September 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.38 - The Second War Begins
In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there.
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-- posted at: 3:54pm EDT
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Sun, 14 September 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy
In which Harry Potter's heart generates love.
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-- posted at: 7:26pm EDT
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Sun, 7 September 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared
In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon.
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-- posted at: 6:53pm EDT
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Sun, 31 August 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.35 - Beyond the Veil
In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn't kill baby Hitler.
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-- posted at: 2:06pm EDT
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Sun, 24 August 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries
In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg.
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-- posted at: 10:55pm EDT
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Sun, 17 August 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.33 - Fight and Flight
In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows.
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-- posted at: 6:38pm EDT
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Sun, 10 August 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.32 - Out of the Fire
In which Lee Jordan never had a chance.
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-- posted at: 10:35pm EDT
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Sun, 3 August 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.31 - O.W.L.s
In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken.
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-- posted at: 4:42pm EDT
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Sun, 27 July 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.30 - Grawp
In which Filch is a different person.
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Direct download: 5.30-Grawp.mp3
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-- posted at: 9:23pm EDT
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Sun, 20 July 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.29 - Career Advice
In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies.
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-- posted at: 7:25pm EDT
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Sun, 13 July 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.28 - Snape’s Worst Memory
In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib.
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Direct download: 5.28-SnapesWorstMemory.mp3
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-- posted at: 8:02pm EDT
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Sun, 6 July 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak
In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse.
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-- posted at: 7:09pm EDT
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Sun, 29 June 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen
In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape’s worst memories is seen.
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-- posted at: 7:01pm EDT
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Sun, 22 June 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay
In which a laugh belongs here.
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Direct download: 5.25-TheBeetleatBay.mp3
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-- posted at: 7:13pm EDT
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Sun, 15 June 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.24 -Occlumency
In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be.
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-- posted at: 7:36pm EDT
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Sun, 8 June 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward
In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks.
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Direct download: 5.23-ChristmasOnTheClosedWard.mp3
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-- posted at: 6:01pm EDT
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Sun, 1 June 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
In which St. Mungo tends a fire.
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Sun, 25 May 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake
In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates.
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Direct download: 5.21-TheEyeoftheSnake.mp3
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-- posted at: 7:48pm EDT
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Sun, 18 May 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.20 - Hagrid’s Tale
In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension.
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Direct download: 5.20-HagridsTale.mp3
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-- posted at: 7:24pm EDT
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Sun, 11 May 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent
In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head.
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Direct download: 5.19-TheLionandtheSerpent.mp3
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-- posted at: 8:12pm EDT
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Sun, 4 May 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.18 - Dumbledore’s Army
In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way.
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Direct download: 5.18-DumbledoresArmy.mp3
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-- posted at: 7:36pm EDT
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Sun, 27 April 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four
In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar.
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-- posted at: 5:35pm EDT
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Sun, 20 April 2014
In which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished.
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Direct download: 5.16-InTheHogsHead.mp3
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-- posted at: 8:46pm EDT
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Sun, 13 April 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor
In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective.
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Direct download: 5.15-TheHogwartsHighInquisitor.mp3
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-- posted at: 2:13pm EDT
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Sun, 6 April 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot
In which dinosaurs don't exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron.
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Direct download: 5.14-PercyAndPadfoot.mp3
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-- posted at: 2:11pm EDT
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Sun, 30 March 2014
The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.13 - Detention with Dolores
In which Minerva doesn’t really get Twitter.
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NOTE: This episode contains some discussion of child abuse
Direct download: 5.13-DetentionWithDolores.mp3
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-- posted at: 4:19pm EDT
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