The Chapter Titles Were So Good

Categories

general

Archives

2016
April
March
February
January

2015
December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

2014
December
November
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

2013
December

October 2015
S M T W T F S
     
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31

Syndication

TCTWSG 7.24 - The Wandmaker

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.24 - The Wandmaker

In which Harry promises heavier meat, and you can practice your trumpet solo.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.24-TheWandmaker.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:11pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.23 - Malfoy Manor

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.23 - Malfoy Manor

In which Dobby seemed like something else, and Mr. Tom ponders the true meaning of motherhood.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.23-MalfoyManor.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.22 - The Deathly Hallows

In which Hagrid never gets snatchered in the future, and the and the is okay.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.22-TheDeathlyHallows.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:21pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers

In which some pets are dicks, and it has to be a dingus.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.21-TheTaleoftheThreeBrothers.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:10pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.20 - Xenophilius Lovegood

In which a castle to Hermione, and sublime functionality.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.20-XenophiliusLovegood.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:14pm EDT

TCTWSG: Unhinged

TCTWSG: Unhinged

Dearest Listeners,

The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good are obliged to reveal TCTWSG: Unhinged. This astonishing compendium, assembled from the dregs of our conversations, should be served alongside Thanksgiving leftovers to the kind pilgrims who furnish our mashed potatoes with gravy on Patreon. To follow in their footsteps, click here.

In which the CD was a Space Video.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: unhinged.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:39pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.19 - The Silver Doe

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.19 - The Silver Doe

In which Ron conceived of Hermione as “The Girl”, and why did this famous wizard have a sword, and you’re happy because love and your mother, and maybe Snape enjoyed things.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.19-TheSilverDoe.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:00pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.18 - The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore

In which this is the chapter around which to have the discussion about the question about the representation of Dumbledore’s sexuality in the books.

Direct Link
(listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”)

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.18-TheLifeandLiesofAlbusDumbledore.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.17 - Bathilda’s Secret

In which Peter doesn’t know if a snake can do that, and Harry reads the comments.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.17-BathildasSecret.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:39pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.16 - Godric’s Hollow

In which, despite gloom, they relished.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.16-GodricsHollow.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:11pm EDT

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN

With Special Guest MERLIN MANN

Dearest Listeners,

The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good insists that you acknowledge TCTWSG: THE MOVIE: THE PRI3NER OF A3KABAN. This nominally "special" film discussion has been forged in the flames of the love we bear for our Patreon supporters. If you would like to burn alongside them (burn like in our hearts, not burn like dying), you can do so by clicking here.

In which Buckbeak is a very gifted horse, and Dumbledore just plays it off legit.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

PLEASE NOTE:

You may also wish to peruse our discussions of the first and fourth moves.

You can follow Merlin on Twitter or Tumblr.

Direct download: TCTWSG-THEMOVIE-THEPRI3NEROFA3KABAN.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.15 - The Goblin’s Revenge

In which they’re usually in a big comfy castle.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.15-TheGoblinsRevenge.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.14 - The Thief

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.14 - The Thief

In which the taboo originated in Ancient France, and they should have been digging a pit.

Direct Link
(listen in your browser, or right click and choose “save as”)

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.14-TheThief.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.13 - The Muggle-Born Registration Commission

In which, due to a failure of muggle technology, there is very little of Mr. Tom in the episode.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.13-TheMuggle-bornRegistrationCommision.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:30pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.12 - Magic is Might

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.12 - Magic is Might

In which I can’t relate to hats.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.12-MagicIsMight.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:05pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.11 - The Bribe

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.11 - The Bribe

In which no one is as important as the ghost minister.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.11-TheBribe.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:36pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.10 - Kreacher's Tale

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.10 - Kreacher’s Tale

In which the women were muggles, and muggles bury trash.

 

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.10-KreachersTale.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:30pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.09 - A Place to Hide

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.09 - A Place to Hide

In which your grandmother can understand magic, and a spell reveals the man.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.09-APlaceToHide.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:00pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.08 - The Wedding

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.08 - The Wedding

In which Harry is incognito as a person named Barny, which is unethical.

 

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.08-TheWedding.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:26pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.07 - The Will of Albus Dumbledore

In which weasels are perfidious and dishonest, and you don’t want people to look at you funny in the hallway at your government job when you wave at them.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.07-TheWillofAlbusDumbledore.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:24pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.06 - The Ghoul in Pajamas

In which Monica Wilkens is pretty okay, and Peter develops a theory about this book’s true authorship

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.06-TheGhoulinPajamas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:47pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.05 - Fallen Warrior

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.05 - Fallen Warrior

In which our noses keep us weighted to the ground, Dumbledore ends every meeting with poignant last words, and the best Mr. Tom can do is socks.

 

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.05-FallenWarrior.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:52pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.04 - The Seven Potters

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.04 - The Seven Potters

In which childish tricks with broomsticks are not going to matter, and Harry can do wand-destroying golden fire magic now because why the hell not.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.04-TheSevenPotters.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:27pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.03 - The Dursleys Departing

In which the audience demanded some vague closure for Dirk Dursley.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.03-TheDursleysDeparting.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:52pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.02 - In Memoriam

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.02 - In Memoriam

In which special items should be kept safe down in the center of the big bag.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.02-InMemoriam.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:32pm EDT

TCTWSG 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending

We now present the seventh and final season in the epic tale of The Chapter Titles Were So Good.

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 7.01 - The Dark Lord Ascending

In which nobody needed to come to this meeting.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 7.01-TheDarkLordAscending.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:38pm EDT

TCTWSG: Unplugged

TCTWSG: Unplugged

Dearest Listeners,

The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like you experience TCTWSG: Unplugged. This collection of outtakes, odds and ends from the recording of our show is delivered in admiration and gratitude of the fine friends who give us cash on Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here.

In which we reminisce about the age of the Beatles, Benny Goodman, and Bon Jovi.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: TCTWSG-_unplugged.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:02pm EDT

TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER

TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER

Dearest Listeners,

The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good offers for your consideration TCTW4G: THE MOVIE FOUREVER. This breathtaking tour de film is presented as a token of our admiration of the fine upstanding citizens who throw money at our Patreon. If you would like to follow their example, please do so by clicking here.

In which the podcasters three review a very contractual movie. #NotAllMovies

 

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: TCTW4GtheMovieFourever.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:16pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.30 - The White Tomb

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.30 - The White Tomb

In which Denis was a weird time-baby, Voldemort sounds like a french thing he likes, Scrimgeour is not seasonal, Jo is pro 90’s, Harry’s not going back to school, and Ginny saw this coming.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.30-TheWhiteTomb.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:29pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.29 - The Phoenix Lament

In which Peter doesn’t need to hear about Tonks right now.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.29-ThePhoenixLament.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:25pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.28 - The Flight of the Prince

In which Harry doesn’t have time for Rab.

 

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.28-TheFlightofthePrince.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:18pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower

In which someone is dead.

 

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.27-TheLightningStruckTower.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:05pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.26 - The Cave

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.26 - The Cave

In which Dumbledore loses his cool and brings a knife.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.26-TheCave.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:19pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.25 - The Seer Overheard

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.25 - The Seer Overheard

In which Snape notices the lovely day.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.25-TheSeerOverheard.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:04pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.24 - Sectumsempra

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.24 - Sectumsempra

In which Harry sees Harry, and is mean to Dean.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.24-Sectumsempra.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:16pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.23 - Horcruxes

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.23 - Horcruxes

In which the buffalo’s death is a part of it, and Mr. Tom was worried about a fetch quest, and souls are midi-chlorians but that’s okay, and Mr. Tom misremembers having read the Harry Potter series, and Dumbledore dumblesplains Harry’s desire for revenge to Harry, and Gryffindor brought back pens, and Peter wants his own skeleton.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.23-Horcruxes.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.22 - After the Burial

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.22 - After the Burial

In which Mr. Tom gets a foot tattoo, and Harry goes to Mars, and Rupert Grint.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.22-AfterTheBurial.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:00pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.21 - The Unknowable Room

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.21 - The Unknowable Room

In which Harry Potter is a love superhero, and a shufti is taken.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.21-TheUnknowableRoom.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:18pm EDT

TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA

THE CHAPTER TITLES WERE SO GOOD
QUESTION AND ANSWER
SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA

Dearest Listeners,

The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good would like to present to you the TCTWSG Q&A SPECIALSTRAVAGANZA. This rare and beautiful specialsode is dedicated to those brave souls who support us on Patreon. If the spirit of their generosity has moved you as much as it has moved us, please consider joining their number by clicking here.

In which the TCTWSG boys finally answer all the hard-hitting questions, such as, “How did you meet?”

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)

RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: QANDASPECIALSTRAVAGANZA.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:33pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.20 - Lord Voldemort's Request

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.20 - Lord Voldemort’s Request

With Special Guest LOUIS MITAS

In which Dumbeldore's goofy about love, and Hepzibuh wears many corsets.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

PLEASE NOTE:

You can follow Louis on Twitter.

Direct download: 6.20-LordVoldemortsRequest.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:34pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.19 - Elf Tails

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.19 - Elf Tails

In which Dumbledore gets murdered for bonus points.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)

RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)

Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.19-ElfTails.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:59pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.18 - Birthday Surprises

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.18 - Birthday Surprises

In which Harry plays Voldemort in a reenactment, and the listener gets a lesson in poisoning strategy.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)

RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.18-BirthdaySuprises.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:30pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.17 - A Sluggish Memory

In which you don’t have a chicken garden.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.17-ASlugishMemory.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:51pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.16 - A Very Frosty Christmas

In which Harry's world is divided into good people and Death Eaters.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.16-AVeryFrostyChristmas.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:47pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.15 - The Unbreakable Vow

In which Reggie wins the respect of horses, and Mr. Tom might just snap.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.15-TheUnbreakableVow.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:31pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.14 - Felix Felicis

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.14 - Felix Felicis

In which Ron strikes a jaunty pose and Jo still needs the party to happen.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.14-FelxFelicis.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:49pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.13 - The Secret Riddle

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.13 - The Secret Riddle

In which moms love Dumbledore's memories, and Mrs. Cole joins the zoo.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.13-TheSecretRiddle.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:59pm EDT

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE

TCTWSG: THE MOVIE

Dearest Listeners, The Faculty and Staff of The Chapter Titles Were So Good invites you to enjoy TCTWSG: The Movie. This extra-special extra episode is offered up in gratitude to our especially lovely Patreon supporters. Through their generosity, all are welcome to enjoy. Yes, even you! If you happen upon such a supporter tomorrow, do compliment their excellent taste in podcasts, and perhaps offer to buy them a muffin, or a scone. And to join their hallowed ranks, click here!

In which every movie is for the sake of the bluh bluh bluh, and Harry must please the goblin.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: TCTWSGTheMovie.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:28pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.12 - Silver and Opals

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.12 - Silver and Opals

In which the trio goes to the mall, and powerful wizards have been empowered to write new code into the platonic realm.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            

RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.12-SilverandOpals.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:09pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.11 - Hermione's Helping Hand

In which Voldemort fails to do the thing.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.11-HermionesHelpingHand.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:25pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.10 - The House of Gaunt

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.10 - The House of Gaunt

In which love is a good thing, Voldemort is only the bad things, Dumbledore banks on loophole bullshit, Peter is nailed to a a door, Mister Tom discovers the true meaning of fanfiction, and Reggie likes Bob Ogden.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            
RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

NOTE: Owing to the subject matter of the chapter, this episode contains some discussion of drug-facilitated sexual assault.

Direct download: 6.10-TheHouseofGaunt.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:41pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.09 - The Half Blood Prince

In which a bias against ghosts is a little understandable, and only one kid gets to be Sandy.

iTunes (subscribe, rate, and review)            

RSS feed (if you’re some kind of fancypants)
Support us on Patreon

Direct download: 6.09-TheHalfBloodPrince.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:28pm EDT

1