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TCTWSG 6.08 - Snape Victorious

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.08 - Snape Victorious

In which Harry sees another gleam of triumph, and Ron doesn't respect the creative process.

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Direct download: 6.08-SnapeVictorious.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:19pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.07 - The Slug Club

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.07 - The Slug Club

In which Harry's being foolish.

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Direct download: 6.07-TheSlugClub.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:59pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.06 - Draco's Detour

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.06 - Draco's Detour

In which wizards favor whimsy, and bludgers, and beaters, and snitches, and seekers

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:21pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.05 - An Excess of Phlegm

In which Mr. Tom's entire life is meaningless, and Harry sniffs a bullet.

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Direct download: 6.05-AnExcessOfPhlegm.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:51pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.04 - Horace Slughorn

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.04 - Horace Slughorn

In which a portkey's a Panera Bread, and the universe will always have a home in Hogwarts.

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Direct download: 6.04-HoraceSlughorn.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:53pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.03 - Will and Won't

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.03 - Will and Won't

In which the physical layout of objects in an impediment to the narrator telling us what's on the news.

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Direct download: 6.03-WillAndWont.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:05pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.02 - Spinner's End

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.02 - Spinner's End

In which Dumbledore makes a bet on love, Snape has an obligation to murder, and Peter is a little impatient.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:12pm EDT

TCTWSG 6.01 - The Other Minister

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 6.01 - The Other Minister

In which Dementors exchange metaphysical fluids.

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Direct download: 6.01-TheOtherMinister28229.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:50pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.38 - The Second War Begins

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.38 - The Second War Begins

In which Luna is helpful, Hagrid is not, and Nick is neither here nor there.

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Direct download: 5.38-TheSecondWarBegins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:54pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.37 - The Lost Prophecy

In which Harry Potter's heart generates love.

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Direct download: 5.37-TheLostProphecy.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:26pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.36 - The Only One He Ever Feared

In which Dumbledore, enemy of Voldemort, fights Voldemort, and Fawkes horcruxes the moon.

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Direct download: 5.36-TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:53pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.35 - Beyond the Veil

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.35 - Beyond the Veil

In which Rookwood is on probation, and Hermione didn't kill baby Hitler.

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Direct download: 5.35-BeyondtheVeil.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:06pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.34 - The Department of Mysteries

In which we have to overcome the mysterious egg.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:55pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.33 - Fight and Flight

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.33 - Fight and Flight

In which Harry gets ready for his annual May adventure, and Mr. Tom burrows.

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Direct download: 5.33-FightandFlight.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:38pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.32 - Out of the Fire

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.32 - Out of the Fire

In which Lee Jordan never had a chance.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:35pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.31 - O.W.L.s

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.31 - O.W.L.s

In which Harry, a fifth year student, sits his O.W.L. exams, and Voldemort wants none of your amazing chicken.

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Direct download: 5.31-O.W.L.s.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:42pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.30 - Grawp

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.30 - Grawp

In which Filch is a different person.

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Direct download: 5.30-Grawp.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:23pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.29 - Career Advice

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.29 - Career Advice

In which there are ten jobs in the world, and Mr. Tom loves telling lies.

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Direct download: 5.29-CareerAdvice.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:25pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.28 - Snape's Worst Memory

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.28 - Snape’s Worst Memory

In which Harry Potter gets a job at JC Penny and humanizes a squib.

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Direct download: 5.28-SnapesWorstMemory.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:02pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.27 - The Centaur and the Sneak

In which all divination sucks, and Hermione is mean to a horse.

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Direct download: 5.27-The20CentaurandtheSneak.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:09pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.26 - Seen and Unforeseen

In which Harry and Cho get back together, and one of Snape’s worst memories is seen.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:01pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.25 - The Beetle at Bay

In which a laugh belongs here.

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Direct download: 5.25-TheBeetleatBay.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:13pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.24 - Occlumency

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.24 -Occlumency

In which Snape is a singularly effective instrument of the complete terribleness that he authentically desires to be.

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Direct download: 5.24-Occlumency.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:36pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.23 -Christmas on the Closed Ward

In which Ward Longbottom finally speaks.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:01pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.22 - St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

In which St. Mungo tends a fire.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:49pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.21 - The Eye of the Snake

In which a tall, majestic, beautiful man wears a pillowcase, and Hall and Oates.

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Direct download: 5.21-TheEyeoftheSnake.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.20 - Hagrid's Tale

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.20 - Hagrid’s Tale

In which Hermione makes a long cut in the fabric of the universe through which she can enter the fourth dimension.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:24pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.19 - The Lion and the Serpent

In which Hermione was not wearing an additional head on top of her head.

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Direct download: 5.19-TheLionandtheSerpent.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:12pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.18 - Dumbledore's Army

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.18 - Dumbledore’s Army

In which Death Eaters laugh and eat a salad, and a little bit of magic goes a long way.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:36pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.17 - Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four

In which a Ghost Seer and a Goblin Dragon walk into a bar.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:35pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.16 - In the Hog's Head

In which Ernie is pompous and kittens are Vanished.

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Direct download: 5.16-InTheHogsHead.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:46pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.15 - The Hogwarts High Inquisitor

In which professor Grubbly-Plank is completely unobjectionable from any reasonable perspective.

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:13pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.14 - Percy and Padfoot

In which dinosaurs don't exist, clocks probably do, and Hermione winces for Ron.

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Direct download: 5.14-PercyAndPadfoot.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:11pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.13 - Detention with Dolores

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.13 - Detention with Dolores

In which Minerva doesn’t really get Twitter.

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Direct download: 5.13-DetentionWithDolores.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:19pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.12 - Professor Umbridge

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.12 - Professor Umbridge

In which Harry oughta take up a hobby.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:01pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.11 - The Sorting Hat's New Song

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.11 - The Sorting Hat’s New Song

in which Harry would rather be eating, and the hat takes it and turns it.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:57pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.10 - Luna Lovegood

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.10 - Luna Lovegood

In which horses thestral, and Lee Jordan offers a compliment.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:57pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.09 - The Woes of Mrs. Weasley

In which prefects are real.

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:46pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.08 - The Hearing

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.08 - The Hearing

In which Fudge looks like an eggplant and plays Simon Says.

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:07pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.07 - The Ministry of Magic

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.07 - The Ministry of Magic

In which HP’s philanthropic efforts are nothing to write home about.

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Direct download: 5.07-TheMinistryOfMagic.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.06 - The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black

In which James is a hanger, and olives are gross.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:45pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.05 - The Order of the Phoenix

In which sticking is a kind of death, and Dumbledore knows about Arthur’s glasses.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:29pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.04 - Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place

In which SHOUTING is DISCUSSED.

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.03 - The Advance Guard

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.03 - The Advance Guard

In which Dedalus is sleepy, Emmeline is murdered, and they go on brooms.

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Direct download: 5.03-TheAdvanceGuard.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:19pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.02 - A Peck of Owls

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.02 - A Peck of Owls

With special guest ITSAMEMYLEO

In which Vernon grooms himself, and Harry doesn’t do anything.

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Direct download: 5.02-APeckofOwls.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:48pm EDT

TCTWSG 5.01 - Dudley Demented

The Chapter Titles Were So Good 5.01 - Dudley Demented

In which Harry and Dudley live in a “neighborhood,” and Mr. Tom’s teen angst is a plot hole.

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Direct download: 5.01-DudleyDemented.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:31pm EDT

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